It takes a mighty good husband to be better than none. I have no idea who wrote that quote, but men please take heed!

First off--Find out where the clitoris is Second of all--you don't look like Brad Pitt so quit acting like you. Don't pick your ass or scratch your nuts in public. Don't fart during sex. Say please and thank you even if you don't mean it--after all us women are rather dumb and easily fooled--or so we want you to believe when you asked us what's wrong and we say nothing--that means your in big trouble and don't ask for that blow job or that meal. Fuck you!! cook for us for a ...

Love does exist, don't think it doesn't. Don't look for it either because it'll come to you just like dirty laundry. And then you have to wash off the dirt from the last one and then soften it at the same time you dry and iron out the wrinkles. Love really does make you forget your every day chores, such as your dirty laundry! The first time I fell in love, I hit my head a little to hard because when it was done, not because of my doing, I thought I had permanent brain damage. I couldn't...