First off--Find out where the clitoris is
Second of all--you don't look like Brad Pitt so quit acting like you.
Don't pick your ass or scratch your nuts in public.
Don't fart during sex.
Say please and thank you even if you don't mean it--after all us women are rather dumb and easily fooled--or so we want you to believe
when you asked us what's wrong and we say nothing--that means your in big trouble and don't ask for that blow job or that meal.
Fuck you!! cook for us for a change--oh yeah men don't know how to cook!
You can't dance so don't try
Don't talk--you always sound stupid
Don't talk to your friends about our sex life--it's not a glorious as you make it out to be!
Let us dress you, cause you certainly can't!
Learn to read, write and most of all LISTEN. You were born with ears for more than just listening to the football game.
We don't want to watch you and your buddies grunt and groan over Tony Hawk. We'd rather do the grunting and groaning with Tony Hawk.
Viagra is not sexy.
If you want oral sex, how about you get the boxer or towel fuzz off it first. YUCK!
Exercise won't kill ya!
Sorry if this pisses any guys off. I love guys, you're great and most clueless. Let's just admit, women know what men want, we just don't feel like doing it. Men really do know what women want they're just too lazy. The battle of the sexes is so refreshing!